Just Imagine A Box Of Let Downs
A Box Full Of Things I May Find Useless OR Useful?
I Will Say, "What Can I Do With This Crap?"
They Will Say, "Explore Your Options."
Should I Send This To A Friend?
Of Course
Only A Good Friend Sends Weird Stuff To Friends
A Mysterious Box...A "Grab Box"
Could Be Extremely AntiClimatic OR
Very ProClimatic!
I Never Saw It Coming
It's Exactly What I Have Not Been
Looking For!
I Am So Curious As To What Could Be IN That Box Of Disappointment.

The Oysters Were Curious Too.
I May Be Only Merely Disappointed

But That Still Counts!
Why Wouldn't I?
I Can't Be Anymore Disappointed Than
Already Knowing There Will Be Disappointment
In The End Isn't Nice To Know Already
You Know!
I Hope It's Not Too
Big A Box!
Will I Experience Buyer's Remorse? Probably, Probably Caveat Emptor Greg Caveat Emptor

 
Johnny Would Love A Box Of Oddish

I Will Send It To Him In His Little Cottish
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